Friday, August 29 - Two Moons

"It was one of the worst dreams yet." said Louis.
"How?", asked his therapist.

"Well it all started in a submarine that was close to Ushuaia, Argentina . There were four National Geographic researchers on board, and they were caught in a storm with their instruments going haywire. So they did what you would think, and they went under the water until the storm passes. So when it did pass, and they surfaced they had no idea where they were. They couldn't figure out either because their instruments were still going crazy. Then they decided that they would look at the stars, but when they opened the entrance to look out,  they didn't recognize any of the constellations. To make matters worse, there were two moons. They were in a panic state, and  that is when I woke." said Louis.
The therapist then calmly asked," has any of this every happened? Have you ever had any of the dreams before?"
Louis then remarked," Nope. Never."
"Well if you have anymore," said the therapist, "then you might want to come back, but I cant do anything right now. Here is my card, and have a great day."

*Louis leaves the office*

Thursday, August 28 - Space, 2199



Day 14 from Nora's perspective- Hank is being a total jerk who only thinks about himself, and we still haven't found any way of saving the galaxy from collapsing. I can't believe it is happening in the year of 2199! We scientists of NASA thought it wouldn't happen for another 100 years, but this time science and math failed us. That is my favorite part of science though, when you think something will happen but then it doesn't or doesn't turn out like you predicted. Better get back to trying to save the galaxy. Talk to you later, maybe.

Day 14 from Hank’s perspective- Nora doesn’t understand that I don’t really care about this, as long as I am safe. She says that I am egomaniac, but I think she is just saying that to hide her crush on me. Like I am sorry I have so much SWAG, and that I'm not a brilliant scientist. No one really cares about any of this because they can just get on their rockets and go to a new galaxy. I mean it is the year of 2199. I just hope if anyone survives it’ll be me. If anyone deserves to survive it is me. Like no one could ever have as much SWAG as I do. I need to go, Nora is coming.

Wednesday, August 27 - Animal Invention

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Tuesday, August 26 - Concert

At the Bangerz tour the three main opening acts of the tour were Icona Pop, Sky Ferreira and Lily Allen. All of the sudden "Do My Thang", and here comes Miley from the ceiling riding a hot dog. It is pure genius for a grand entrance. The audience then starts to go wild, and scream. People are dressed with glitter, and rhinestones. Everywhere you look there are crop-tops and flower crowns. People with glow-in-the-dark neon splatter body paint. It's basically like a giant rave with Miley. She is slaying in the teddy bear backpack. Up next is her song "We Can't Stop" and she had a quick outfit change, so now she is in a romper. She starts to sing "FU" and you can just hear the shade. And she is continually slaying. There are tons of green and purple glow sticks all around. People videoing it, singing along, just rocking to "Feelin' Myself". During the song she has another outfit change to carrot pajamas and Will.i.am comes out on stage to sing with Miley. After that she sings "Adore You", "4x4", and "Wrecking Ball". To finish the night she sings "Love Money Party" . After that is over she yells "Thanks for coming" and then here comes glitter and confetti out of the ceiling, and that is how we know the concert is over.

Monday, August 25 - Literary Character

Picture this. Ariel from The Little Mermaid is in high school on land. She is a senior, and all of her friends are punk. She wears black, has tattoos, and piercings. Many piercings. She loves to listen to Green Day, Blink- 182, and Sex Pistols. She is not the mermaid whose best friends are Flounder and Sebastian, she has moved past that. Her best friend and boyfriend is punk Eric. He has changed too. He isn't the same Eric that you know. Ariel does not care about school, her grades are all D's, and she only likes to sit in the garage and listen to Eric's band practice. Eric is no longer in school due to him dropping out. Ariel wanted to drop out, but King Triton would not let her. He told her that if she wanted to stay on land, and not have feet that she had to stay in school, so she stayed but stated flunking on purpose. She is into many bad things such as drugs, stealing, and drinking. Ever since she has got out of water, and met punk Eric she has turned bad.

Friday, August 22nd- Wacky Words

Profile Bio: "Hello, my name is Rob Angelic. I am a salesman. When I first started twenty years ago, I was a computer salesman, and I stayed there for three years. Then when my wife, Taylor Angelic, gave birth to my first son. His name is Robert Angelic, and I plan on being him to be a salesman, just like me. A few short weeks after Robert was born, I got a new job as a Television Salesman. I kept that sales job for two years, and that is when my not very daughter Sophie Angelic was born. Despite our last name she was not very angelic, and in fact I also did not plan for her to be a salesman. Regardless, we had two more very angelic kids seven years later. Their names were Molly Angelic and Mike Angelic. After Molly and Mike were born, I went to school got a business degree, and open my own salesman college, where future salesmen could come and learn what makes you a great salesman. Shockingly, Robert did not become a salesman, but he did still make me proud. Sophie is working towards getting a degree, but plans to come and learn how to be a successful saleslady in the future. So for now angelical Angelics are happy. And  yes I am still a salesman teacher, and I love every minute of it!"

Thursday, August 21- Myster Lady

Mystery Lady
with flowers on her hat.
Claws as fingers,
Oh look a black cat!

Sweater of cold colors,
skirt of dots.
Face made of green and red
don't forget blue

With that black hair,
your nose to the side.
You must be a product
from Pablo Picasso.

With happy feelings,
you sold for a bunch
try 95.2 million.
Dora Maar au Chat.

Wedensday, August 20- Alter Ego

Santa Claus is a character of good deeds, but do you wonder if he ever does anything bad? Believe it he was actually on the naughty list. He stayed there for a long time, and still isn't completely on the good list. He went to a Santa school up north, and there he let all the reindeer loose, he ate all the candy canes that were for the elves, and he also tore down all the strings of Christmas lights. After those incidents he realized that he needed to start being good, but he couldn't. So he only did good things once a year. That day being Christmas night when he delivered all the presents. But every other day he does bad. He makes fun of Rudolph's red nose while Dasher and Dancer. He also laughs at the elves because they are shorter than him. He makes up rumors about the other holiday characters. He says that the Easter bunny doesn't even bring gifts that the parents buy them. He also says that the tooth fairy steals other things besides teeth. He doesn't think that Christmas is about Christ, its about him. Santa is a big, conceded man, who does good only once a year.

Tuesday, August 19- Scariesst Place

What is the scariest place?
Where the fog lurks,
smells like cigarette smoke
This is not your home.

You realize where you are
there is no turning back,
you've done wrong.
You can't fix it.

That is the scariest place,
knowing you have done wrong
and you cannot fix it.
You are upset with yourself.

You should be,
You say the wrong things.
You do wrong.
Try ask for help, but no one cares.

You're in a dark place
Panic attacks left and right,
But you must keep living.
You have to live life like that.

You pray that it will get better
Finally you see the bright light
the scary place is turning to a haven.
Someone finally cares.

Friday, August 15- Kindergarten

My first day of Kindergarten was different than the first day of Preschool. It was a full day, with big kids. I had a Strawberry Shortcake backpack that was pink and a matching lunchbox. My older cousin went to the same school, but as most older kids she did not want to be seen with a "baby". I remember that I had got to meet my teacher a few days before I had actually started. Unlike most kids I was the talkative student even on the first day, so of course I became friends with all three sets on twins. Two sets were identical, but the other one was not. I remember we had this behavior chart, and me being who I am, got put on red on the very first day. Red is bad behavior, yellow is ok but you aren't good, and green was the best. That day was the start of many red card days. I made many art projects that day. We made a tye-dye butterfly with makers, I made this little angle with glitter, and I also made a handprint butterfly. Those were the days. You got lunch, a nap, and then got to play. I, unlike now, did cry on the first day of school when it was over because I did not want it to end. Little did I know that all of that would change ten years later. Also that I would stop being as talkative, and I would end up liking naps.

Thursday, August 14- Gross

"It's a vegetable," said Jenn.
"No, its a fruit," said Blake.
"I do not care what it is! It looks like a clown's nose! The only good thing that comes from it is pizza sauce, but even then it is not good! What is even worse is that they animated it into a children's show! I do not like it. and it is one of the worse foods I have ever tried." Jenn exclaimed!
"Jenn, I know how you feel. I do not like tomatoes either! They just drip, and drip, and drip" Blake explains," that is what grosses me out the most. You know how I dont like wet things."
"Blake, I can not believe we finally agree on something!"

Wedensday, August 13- Animal

How would you plan a day if you got to plan a day for any animal of your choice? Well, if I got to plan a day for a penguin it would go something like this. He would start off wobbling around to go and meet one of his close penguin friends. They would talk about how they miss their mates, and how they were hungry even though they had a big layer of fat covered in black feathers. He would later go into the water to try to find some food, but then gets caught up talking to a polar bear. After he finally gets away from the white blob of fur, he goes to the top of an ice-burg to slide into the water again. But by that time he gets tired, so he goes back to his home to go to bed for the day, even though it is only six in the afternoon.